BOBO

OKAY..........something really retarded happened to me on the train today.
I was reading MX against the glass in the corner of the standing area (you know the spot where you can lean on??) and the train was crowded like usual.
It was just like a completely normal trip home like everyday until THOSE TWO got on and my nightmare BEGAN.

SO, they were a guy and a girl, and stood right in front of me chatting. Maybe around their thirties? Girl was wearing a singlet and shorts and I think they were just...new friends getting to know each other. They talked VERY loud.

THEN SUDDENLY,
I seriously dunno what hit her head, but OMG LA, she suddenly put BOTH her hands on above my sides, held onto the poles, and WAS LIKE,
"(whatever they were talking about before) HAHAHAH....HEY...

CAN YOU PUT YOUR HANDS UP IN THE AIR AND SPELL BOBO????"



Then, HE was like, "eh? What's a bobo?"

"BEE-OH, BEE-OH!!!"

WTHHHHHH LA. I SERIOUSLY WANTED TO DIE THAT MOMENT. HER ARMPITS WERE LIKE RIGHT IN MY FACE, AND I IMAGINED COCONUTS BEING RUBBED AGAINST THEM SO THEY WOULD SMELL NICER.
I know it's mean...but it was so...HORRIBLE...like THAT for the whole entire trip and she repeated BEE-OH BEE-OH a few times in case nobody heard her or something.

WHYYYYY

and WHYYYYY was I not born taller so my head would be past her armpits?? T_T

and WHYYYYY....WAS THE GUY LAUGHING???

SERIOUSLY, that moment I wished that a hole would just suddenly appear beneath my feet, let me fall onto the rails and just get run over by the train.
it was sooo bad..........

But I understand that people love different things.
was her joke really funny or something...I dunno.
Maybe they were they doing some sort of sport beforehand since they were wearing singlets? She was on DRUGS. DRUGGO BADMINTON PARTY??
I dunno la. They looked completely normal to me...

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bobo....BOBO ==. what on earth la...