I love

how my brother would pick up the phone and say retarded things like
"Oh, hello. I'm in Brazil.

or say,
"Jessie, my favourite sister.
so that I'll go,
"Jono, my favourite brother."
and so he would have the chance say
"Oh, so you don't love Jacobie. Too bad for him. *Horhorhorhorhorhor -laughs and runs off-"

man...